The little-known sequel to The Grapes of Wrath, John Steinbeck’s Despairagus.

I appreciate the argument in favor of filler episodes, that some breathing room is good and that not every episode needs to move the plot forward, but in my opinion it doesn’t go far enough. Bring back purely episodic shows. Jessica Fletcher doesn’t need forward momentum; she’s too busy solving mysteries.

The FFXIV job actions trailer is so funny to me because it’s like. I get that for a lot of people this is a big deal that impacts their enjoyment of their job, their job fantasy, etc. But for me? I don’t play with full effects on for anyone, not even myself. Instant sensory overload. I have no idea what attacks look like.

“Looks like a tom kha soup kind of situation.”

“What we’ve got here is a sweet and sour tofu kind of situation.”

Dear Internet, today I learned about the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball.

Shadowbringers is the story of the epic showdown between the two sleepiest guys in all of Final Fantasy XIV, and the Warrior of Light caught in the middle of them.

There are two types of decorative objects in Final Fantasy 7 Remake:

• Objects with almost no mass which will accumulate and trail at your feet like some sort of set dressing katamari.
• Objects with a very large amount of mass, visually indistinguishable from the former but made of an exotic matter called “level geometry”, which cannot be moved at all.

A curling team (or rink) consists of four players. By default the game starts you off with a warrior, a thief, a white mage, and a black mage, but you can make any party composition you want. Try playing around with it! and remember — contrary to popular opinion, the skip can be any starting class. Hurry hard!

Furries have got it right. Cartoon mascots are cool and have value independent of the crass commercialism they were originally associated with.

Who called it The Baldesion Arsenal and not Eureka’s Castle?