Dear Internet, today I learned about the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball.

Shadowbringers is the story of the epic showdown between the two sleepiest guys in all of Final Fantasy XIV, and the Warrior of Light caught in the middle of them.

There are two types of decorative objects in Final Fantasy 7 Remake:

• Objects with almost no mass which will accumulate and trail at your feet like some sort of set dressing katamari.
• Objects with a very large amount of mass, visually indistinguishable from the former but made of an exotic matter called “level geometry”, which cannot be moved at all.

Misty recommended this some number of years ago and it’s been a springtime staple ever since.

A curling team (or rink) consists of four players. By default the game starts you off with a warrior, a thief, a white mage, and a black mage, but you can make any party composition you want. Try playing around with it! and remember — contrary to popular opinion, the skip can be any starting class. Hurry hard!

Furries have got it right. Cartoon mascots are cool and have value independent of the crass commercialism they were originally associated with.

Who called it The Baldesion Arsenal and not Eureka’s Castle?

I never owned a Saturn growing up, but it’s endlessly fascinating to me because it was from just the right era to somehow have both

• really mediocre 3D graphics that I don’t care about at all, and
• amazing 2D graphics that make me want to yell this is it, this is the future of graphics!

Every time I pronounce microk8s “micro kates”, I feel bad for besmirching the good name of all the tiny Kates out there.